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Phasey Neat-o Instant Moodmilk 16oz Chocolate
Phasey Neat-o Instant Moodmilk 16oz Chocolate

Phasey Neat-o Instant Moodmilk 16oz Chocolate


Omegas to the rescue! Mood swings, shmood swings. Phasey Chocolate Neat-O! serves up daily hormonal support for mood swings and stress via the nutritional magic of hemp heart protein. It’s smooth and creamy-dreamy. Just add milk. Shake or stir – no clunky blender necessary! Sweetened with maple sugar for nutrient-rich, unrefined energy. Plus fair trade cocoa and vanilla. That’s the whole shebang.

This bev is whole-hearted – whole hemp-hearted, that is. Hemp seed is a complete plant protein with all 9 essential amino acids + an ideal Omega-6 to Omega-3 ratio of 3:1! Easily digestible. Great source of iron, magnesium, zinc, and gamma-linolenic acid (GLA). Designed to support every phase of your life: from menarche to menopause and beyond. Phase-based nutrition built by whole foods. Enjoy daily for maximum benefits.

Chocolate Neat-O! was inspired by retro milkshake mixes, smoothie fatigue, and the moods that cramp our style all month long. Designed for use at home or on-the-go. Best when sipped through a straw in your jammies, in the car on your way to GSD, or in your power suit and sweats in between Zoom meetings. 

Packed with nutrients used to reduce*:

  • Mood swings
  • Stress
  • Cramps
  • Inflammation

Ingredients: Hemp Heart Protein, Organic Maple Sugar, Organic Cocoa Powder, Organic Vanilla Bean Powder.

How to Use: Combine 3 scoops (6 tbsp) with 8 fl oz milk of choice. Shake or stir – no blender needed! Sip in that good mood all month long.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Psst! Neat-O! is designed for every phase and every body. Menarche * Mood Swings * Period Pain * Fertility * Pregnancy * Postpartum * Menopause + beyond!